unregardless:

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me:  

image

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lesbianrey:

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them:  you're so quiet !
me:  
gorgonsach:
“he killed whoever took this picture immediately after
”

gorgonsach:

he killed whoever took this picture immediately after

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soggymoistmeat:

old people always arguing at the customer service booth like damn this how u wanna spend yo last weeks

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badwaluigi:

why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck

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My friends(don't have tumblr):  have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny
Me, a tumblr gremlin:  haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol
Me (what I really mean):  you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

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me as a surgeon
me:  hey
fellow surgeon:  what
me:  takes out patients heart
me:  will u be my valentine
me:  lol
fellow surgeon:  please put that back